im fucking crYIN G omfg
I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!
He’s a jerk. He’s being such a jerk.
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
It gets even better when you realize that was his entire strategy.
"I was the oldest bloke in the field and I knew that, skating four races back to back, I wasn’t going to have any petrol left in the tank. So there was no point in getting there and mixing it up because I was going to be in last place anyway. So I might as well stay out of the way and be in last place and hope that some people get tangled up."
this is how i get through life
I don’t care how many times this appears on my dash I must reblog it every time.
when someone tells me to exercise
"I was born with very blonde, curly hair, and a mixture of Scottish and English genes, and my complexion is very ruddy and healthy. In making him with this raven black hair and blanching my face of all color, it changes my features. Suddenly my blue eyes look a lot bluer, which lends a severity to my face. And even my own smile has a distorted menace to it. Whatever comes through me naturally is distorted. It’s almost like a filter on a light." — Tom Hiddleston.
you are a light, Mr. Hiddleston.